This will be an on-going series. More to come...
On the day you wear dry-clean only pants to work, your baby will spit up on them as you leave the house.
There will ALWAYS be a sock missing it's mate .
The night before an important presentation at work, your baby will wake up 3 times after sleeping through the night for 4 months.
You will go on a road trip that includes vomiting and/or a leaky diaper and a soaked car seat.
You will teach your kids not to pick their noses, but you will stick your fingernail up their nose without a second thought.
Your kid will get sick requiring a trip to the pediatrician's within 1-2 weeks of his or her regularly scheduled well-check visit.
Your toddler will hurt your feelings.
Your toddler will physically hurt you. Have you taken a head-butt to the nose, eyebrow, or mouth from a 2 year old? You will.
You will lie to your kids. "The factory that makes cotton candy had to close so all of the workers could take a vacation." An innocent untruth, yes, but a lie is a lie my friend.
There will be a day when everyone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.