Tuesday, December 2, 2014

If Toddlers Wrote Haikus

A bowl of pasta Must wash my hair with the sauce Immediately Mommy's new iPhone Sinks in the potty water Mommy shouts bad words In my open mouth Doggie's crunchy brown kibble Mommy's finger gags My sister's long hair I yank and pull big handfuls She cries, I giggle MINE I say and hit MINE no...